The softest, warmest hoodie you will ever own. So comfortable you'll wish your underwear was made of the same blend of cotton, polyester, and heaven's toilet paper. The middle-class will love you. Kings and magistrates will fear you. Today is the day your life begins.
• 50/50 blend of cotton/polyester • Front pouch pocket
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. If you want a fast-food clothing experience go to Old Navy.
